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I’ve kind of been away from anything current comic wise. I’m on volume 2 of Knightfall and I am currently reading IT so between everyday life and that reading I haven’t had much time for anything else. While summer is usually my favorite time of year for movies I haven’t been as motivated to go this year. I have yet to see “GOTG vol. 2” or “Fate of the Furious” or “King Kong” for a date night I saw “King Arthur” and found it to be pretty enjoyable.
I just haven’t been high on anything lately we’ve been swimming in a sea of super hero properties and even things that I initially enjoyed (MCU Netflix and the CW DC-verse) have lost my interest completely. I’m not even going to say it’s the shows because I’m midway through Luke Cage and it’s great, but it is so much of the same types of stories being told over and over that I’m getting burned out. I don’t know how many more times I can see a big beam of light in the sky with shit hovering around it threatening to end the world and be entertained. I don’t mean that as a slight to anyone and certainly not to the filmmakers and the people that work so hard to put these movies in the cinema. All that said I’m very excited for Wonder Woman (writer’s note: loved it and the review is coming) & the new Spidey, but time will tell if they hold my interest or change how I feel about the current state of comic movies.
Anyway on to the meat and potatoes of this entry into the monument of my own self-satisfaction. I rebook the ever controversial “Batman vs. Superman”. I’m not going to go through the story beat by beat or have large swaths of dialogue, but you will get the gist of how I would’ve liked to see the story play out.
Please note the following my story does not contain: Jars of urine, jolly rancher feedings, Wonder Woman, Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, Doomsday, Lex, flashbacks, flash forwards, nightmares, desert subplots, or WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!?!?!? I’m keeping the sister city thing because I like the proximity. I’m also keeping the portugese/kryptonite subplot and hell it’s even LexCorp behind it just no Luthor. Also my Batman doesn’t kill. That point is up to anyone how they feel about it, and if you don’t like it write your own version.
- (This is with the opening credits) We open with an internet broadcast of a sit down interview in which Lois (the Daily Planet is moving into multimedia journalism) asks Superman hard hitting questions about the Battle of Metropolis. Superman is contrite, apologetic, and takes full responsibility for not being ready for a threat like the Kryptonians. He says something like this can never happen again, and that he will work with the governments of the world to make sure justice reigns over all.
- Then comes a montage of Superman working with everyday people to repair the damage from the battle of Metropolis (helping first responders search for victims, etc). The broadcast follows with a statement regarding billionaire Bruce Wayne pledging millions of dollars in disaster relief for the victims and their families.
- Cut to at night a couple of hooded thugs running out of a gas station with fists full of money they tell the driver to “punch it”, but the car won’t budge. They look in the mirror to see the iconic Superman logo. Superman smiles and says “I believe you have something that doesn’t belong to you” as he holds the back of the car in place with little effort. He drops them off at the Metropolis police station to a bewildered desk clerk flashes a smile and then walks out of the door to glide back into the skies.
- Superman flies up into the atmosphere and meditates and as he does we hear all the things that he hears and while it’s faint at first we hear a man scream, followed by something inaudible yet very guttural, followed by another scream, and the sounds of flesh being beat upon coming from Gotham. Superman flies to the scene to investigate and only finds a man beaten viciously. Superman asks with genuine concern “who did this to you?” The man replies “The Bat”. “I thought he was a myth” Superman says to no one in particular.
- We are now in a birds eye view above the Batmobile as it winds through the catacombs under the Bat cave. Bruce exits and discusses the white Portuguese with Alfred who has a dinner prepared for him. Bruce reveals to Alfred that the man we just saw him beating gave up when the white Portuguese will be coming into the dock at Gotham Harbor. Alfred asks what’s so important that’s on this ship “drugs? Money? Trafficked people?” Bruce doesn’t meet his eyes but just says “A deterrent”.
- It is daytime now and Clark and Lois are pounding pavement to see what information they can find about The Batman. Clark even interviews Commissioner James Gordon about it and he says he has no information. Clark makes note of the floodlight on the roof of GCPD which Gordon plays off. We then transition into our other sub plot as Alfred under the guise of Matches Malone does recon at a warehouse near Gotham Harbor that he and Bruce suspect is where they will house the contents of the white Portuguese. We can see from Alfred’s POV that the place is crawling with not so subtly armed henchmen.
- At night we insert the warehouse fight scene minus Martha. Batman smuggles the kryptonite in the Batmobile and leaves a pile of battered thugs in the warehouse. As he drives away he sees the bat signal light up the sky in the distance.
- To the roof of GCPD… Batman arrives and is caught off guard to see not his trusted ally Gordon but Superman standing on the roof. Superman: “I’ve been admiring your handiwork” Batman: “From here? Must have pretty good eyesight where you come from” Superman: “I’m from Kansas” Batman: “Sure you are”. Superman: “I’m glad you’re real and I’d like for us to work together, but I can’t have you out here doing what you are doing”. Batman: “What I’m doing…” Superman “Is vengeance not justice” Batman: “your idea of justice is knocking over buildings, destroying small towns, and endangering innocents so I really have no intention of listening to lectures from you son”. Batman: “I will tell you once…stay out of my way”. Superman goes to speak and realizes that Batman is gone.
- This is where I’d put in the montage of Bruce and Alfred training and doing science stuff to put together his armor, and weaponize the kryptonite.
- Interior the Daily Planet war room. Perry White is talking to his staff about different story leads Clark appears distracted. Perry: “Kent, I don’t want you to drop the Batman thing, but I need you to look into this new gang roving around Gotham. They’ve got a theme and other outlets are referring to them as the Royal Flush Gang”
- This is the last big build of the movie as we see Clark use his investigative skills and Bruce using his to determine that the Royal Flush Gang is planning an attack on the King of Hearts celebrity bachelor auction or something corny like that.
- The two arrive at the event (with Batman sporting his new armor) and they actually work together to quickly dispatch the Royal Flush Gang. With Batman using blunt force and breaking bones and Superman more passively dispatching his foes.
- The two go to the warehouse on the harbor to discuss things privately. They begin to argue and Batman reiterates “I told you…to stay out of my way” and he lands the first blow that bounces off Superman’s face. Superman pushes him across the warehouse and says that he doesn’t want to do this. That’s when Bruce takes lead covers off of these attachments on his utility belt that reveal kryptonite is attached to his belt. Superman is instantly weakened. *at this point I would have the fight play out much like in the movie, but probably a little bit longer with a bit more back and forth*
- At the end of the fight Superman is beaten and bloodied his suit is in tatters and he’s bleeding. Batman’s Armor is destroyed much like in the movie. Then I borrow from the great Frank Miller for the last line in the movie “I told you to stay out of my way…I want you to remember, Clark…in all the years to come…in all your most private moments…I want you to remember my hand at your throat…I want you to remember the one man who beat you.”
- After that I think there would be a subtle montage that plays to the things to come.
I hope you like what you’ve read and if you don’t that’s cool. There are a lot of holes. I would’ve liked to do more with Lois, and as I said this isn’t beat-by-beat. I like the end kind of ambiguous like that I mean I contrived a moment to show the two of them working together, but I wanted it to end on a note that left people wondering what would come next. Like “Man, I’ve got to see Justice League to see how these people come together”.
Please note that this doesn’t come out of a place of “hate” for BvS because I don’t hate it I’m just trying to show how simple this concept is without betraying the core values of the main characters. I tried to my best to play off of the Hope/Fear concept and the ideas of justice/vengeance. I also tried to show how streamlined it could be without all the other things that were jammed in to try to start a DCEU.
Thanks for reading and I will see you next time at The Comic Shop!